Rules for Writing Tough Females

Hello! I have another post for you today by N. K. Rann. Feel free to laugh over this like I did!

Rules for Writing Tough Females by N. K. Rann

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How to be a tough female

1. You must be brilliant at all things weapons. You can handle that gun, sword, or axe better then most of the men.

2. You show up all the men. You must defeat at least one man who foolishly underestimates you, changing his perspective on women forever. I don’t care if he’s been training for battle since birth and you’ve only been teaching yourself sword fighting for a month. Your gonna beat him anyway.

3. NO SKIRTS. That’s right. You’re confined to pants only. And no girly blouses or makeup or anything else girly either.

4. You are tough. You growl at people, are probably decently tall, and not at all motherly. You don’t want to get married or fall in love, you just want to lead people into battle and miraculously survive every single time you do so.

5. You must be borderline overpowered in some form. Magically, hand to hand combat-ly…whatever. Just be way better than anybody could actually be in real life.

6. You hang out with the guys. Because all the other girls like to brush each other’s hair and do makeup, which you despise.

7. You dress for battle 24/7. No matter what you’re doing, it’s a sword at your side and a breastplate on for you, lass.

N. K. Rann is a Child of God, Slytherin, aspiring authour and professional daydreamer. When not fighting her characters over which direction the plot of the story should take, she can be found adopting fictional characters, reading, inhaling copious amounts of chocolate and making more book, movie, and song references than her family knows what to do with.

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I think my favorite has to be number 7. Dressing for battle 24/7… lol!

Which rule is your favorite? Comment below!