This is a different one! I read this and thought of The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins and Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger. And because today is Valentine's Day, I thought it would be perfect!
I give you…
Rules for Writing Love Triangles by N. K. Rann!
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So yeah, I present to you, five things you MUST include in your love triangle (please don’t, actually.)
The one dude must have brown hair be a jerk, and possibly get really angry at the girl at one point. only loves MC after she might be falling for other dude. Is surly and must do something that he really should apologise to MC for but never does. And he also must be sulky and jealous when MC starts liking Other Dude.
Other dude must have blonde hair and be a soft boi or cinnamon roll, basically not very much like First Dude at all, and the obvious choice for the girl. The girl is the only one who is conflicted over the two dudes, everybody else thinks she should go with the blonde guy.
The two guys can’t get along. They just can’t. Surly Dude must hate Nice Dudes guts, and Nice Dude probably shouldn’t really want to be around Surly Dude either.
The girl must be kinda weird in some way. Maybe she has way to many magic powers for anybody’s own good, or has a weird birthmark or something.
The love triangle must give birth to a fandom war. If there aren’t people arming themselves with cannons, boarding ships like pirates and screaming TEAM *insert ship name here* NO, TEAM *insert other ship name here* like maniacal seven year olds on a playground, you’re doing something wrong.
N. K. Rann is a Child of God, slytherin, aspiring authour and professional daydreamer. When not fighting her characters over which direction the plot of the story should take, she can be found adopting fictional characters, reading, inhaling copious amounts of chocolate and making more book, movie, and song references than her family knows what to do with.
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See what I mean? About The Hunger Games and Keeper of the Lost Cities?
What love triangle does this remind you of? Comment below!
Oh my word, this is hilarious! You weren’t kidding about Hunger Games and KOTLC. XDXD